Check it! I just got back from church early. I was sitting in Sunday School when I left to take Evan to change his diaper. When I returned the Sunday School teacher came to sit next to me. I thought he wanted me to read. No, no... he wanted to tell me that my slacks were ripped in the back. My immediate thought was "when did this happen?!", which was immediately proceeded by "how long have I been walking around church like this?!". Charla had to be at the chapel early because she teaches Sunbeams and they have a Primary Program today, so she was unable to give me aonce-over before leaving the house, as usual. Surely this gapping hole in my pants would not have been missed by her eagle eye. The bummer of the hole thing is that these are the slacks that go to my only suit. And Charla just got home from church, and she still hasn't stopped laughing! And, last week, Evan split his pants during church!
9 years ago

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Wondering what that breeze was?
These are the stories you will never live down. So long as you are in this ward, you will have members who will remember this and mention it at the most inconvenient times!
Thanks for sharing and brightening my day!
Killer funny story!!! If it makes you feel any better, when you passed by me in the hall there was no such rip. Not that I was intentionally looking at your butt or anything...I'm just sayin :)
Haha that's so funny! Like father like son!
That is too funny! I would be so embarrassed!
that's just a little funny... okay, a lot funny. that was nice of the sunday school teacher to tell you... i think it would be hysterical to let you walk around for a few more weeks with a gaping rip. :)
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Jeff & I keep laughing. That is so funny. I love how the sunday school teacher stops his whole lesson to tell you the good news!
That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing the visual, Jarom!
Thats awesome
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